The Realest Gift Guide Ever For The Men In Your Life
Shopping for a guy can be hard. Men are a mystery so it can be a challenge. So here are some ideas that are sure to end with a smile or at least a high five.
1) Billy Jealousy ‘Beard Envy’ Kit
Does your man’s beard that you pretend to find sexy actually smell like shit? Then this is the perfect gift to buy him. Not only does it come with beard shampoo & conditioner, scissors to keep things tidy but still rugged as hell, but it also comes with a brush to keep things nice and untangled. It’s a win/win for both and a present your man is sure to appreciate. At a reasonable price, it’s perfect for a stocking stuffer.
Shop: Billy Jealous ‘Beard Envy’ Kit
2) Boostcase ‘Power Case’ iPhone 6 & 6S Case and Battery
Tired of your man going out with the guys and coincidentally having his phone die resulting in him missing your 87 calls wondering what time he will be home, who he is with, and wondering if he will bring you back some Phish Food & a Big Mac Meal? Well let me solve that problem for you…I present to you a case that charges his phone while he is out. No more clever excuses as to why his sorry ass can’t text you back now.
Shop: Boostcase ‘Power Case’ iPhone 6 & 6S Case and Battery
3) Beercap Shadow Box
A little concerned your man’s casual (but consistent) 6 pack of beer after work is actually turning into full blown alcoholism? Fear no more. With this gift you can subtly make him believe you aren’t nagging him about his drinking problem but actually making it fun. When he fills this Beercap Shadow Box to the top in a little under a week then hopefully he will come to the realization HIMSELF that things might be a little awry. Cheers to that, am I right?
Shop: Beercap Shadow Box
Trouble in paradise because your guy seems to be always mistaking the time and making it home right after both of your favorite shows end? We all know there is nothing more in life your man would rather be doing every night than snuggling up on the couch with some cheap $5 moscato and watching Scandal, every franchise of the Real Housewives, Vanderpump Rules, Scream Queens and the Kardashians, right? Well now he will never accidentally forget what time it is and will always make it home to enjoy this “quality” time with you.
Shop: G-Shock ‘Big Combi’ Watch
5) Herschel Supply Co. ‘Novel’ Duffel Bag
Is life telling you that maybe this relationship has run it’s course and should not carry into the New Year? Scared to end things during the Holiday even though it’s clear you will never be able to spend another second around his family? Not sure how to get all of his shit out of your place? Soften the blow by packing all of his shit into this cool ass duffel bag and send him on his way.